From the monthly archives:

June 2005

Big Brother Odds – Who’ll Be Nominated?

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** The next Big Brother eviction nominations are just around the corner. They haven’t taken place yet, but that won’t stop us speculating on the betting odds of each Big Brother housemate. We’re doing this for a couple of reasons. Firstly, it’s been a funny old week. There’s a very [...]

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Jennifer Lopez Makes Pet Jewellery Then Cripples a Movie Set

by Chris Laverty

Bling-bling Jennifer Lopez (DVDs) has gone mad. Dreaming up ideas for goldfish earrings while simultaneously spending five-grand a day on a hairdresser is not the recommended daily dose for anyone looking to keep clear of the nuthouse. Jenny from the block (or C-block, just past the obsessive-compulsives) wants to design a range of pet jewellery [...]

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Heckletters: Write To Jay Kay

by C J Davies

Back in the days of our infancy – before many of you young whippersnappers had discovered the joys of the daily ‘Spray – we launced a campaign to send a petition to pop-muppet Daniel Bedingfield telling him exactly what we thought of him (i.e. that he was cack on an almost epic level). This, we’ve decided, [...]

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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince – 19 Days To Go

by Stuart Heritage

There are 19 days until Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is published. That’s 19 days until millions of children and under-developed adults can rush out to bookshops and find out if Harry’s got a new badge for his blazer, or something. Just kidding, although people are getting worked up into a frenzy by the [...]

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Batman Begins Beats Bewitched At The US Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

Bewitched, the Nicole Kidman comedy remake, has failed to beat Batman Begins – the most popular movie since Star Wars: Episode III at the US Box Office this weekend. Batman Begins is powering past all the competition at the top of the US box office – at least until Crazy Tom’s War Of The Worlds [...]

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Tom Cruise Gets A Little More Crazy On The Today Show

by Stuart Heritage

He’s at it again. This time, Tom Cruise has appeared on the NBC Today show, in a crazy clash with host Matt Lauer about his Scientology anti-psychiatry beliefs. Tom Cruise went crazy at the Today host when questioned about Scientology and prescription drugs, even rejecting claims that drugs such as Ritalin help people as "glib". [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Play Tennis Better Than Andrew Murray

by 586 MEDIA

Poor Tim Henman. Everyone’s known that he’s a bit crap at tennis for a while, but he’s been replaced so quickly in the hearts of the fickle British Wimbledon tennis fans that he must be feeling a bit let down. It’s the sporting equivalent of being dumped by your girlfriend and then finding out a [...]

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Richard Whiteley Dies At 61

by C J Davies

T.V presenter Richard Whiteley has died after a prolonged period of illness. To British hecklers of a certain age, Whiteley was among the most familiar faces on the airwaves. His show Countdown – nothing more than a simple letters and numbers game – ran solidly for twenty years and entertained pre-teens to pensioners alike. In [...]

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Big Brother Odds Special – Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** Big Brother 6 is a third of the way through it’s run, so it’s time to reflect on some of the special moments we’ve seen so far, and look at the odds of the remaining Big Brother housemates to win. We’ve said goodbye to Mary the terrifying witch, Lesley [...]

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King Kong Trailer Online Monday 27th

by 586 MEDIA

The headline pretty much says it all, really. As reported by the excellent fan site www.theonering.net, the first trailer for the new King Kong movie will go online next week. Head over to www.KongisKing.net on Monday 27th, and you’ll be given a taste of Peter Jackson’s updated take on the 1933 classic (which is not [...]

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