From the monthly archives:

June 2005

Bono And U2 Sue Their Stylist About Some Trousers

by Stuart Heritage

You’d think Bono would have enough on his plate lately. As well as banging on about Live 8, touring his generic new album and generally screaming at politicians like a shorter Michael Moore, the U2 frontman still has time to sue his former stylist for stealing his trousers. The band’s stylist in the late 1980′s, [...]

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Glastonbury Festival Shocked By Interpol Antics

by 586 MEDIA

Festivalgoers were stunned this weekend as another Glastonbury went into the history books as one of the muddiest of all time. However the mud was a mere distraction compared to the shocking scenes witnessed during Interpol’s performance. Interpol (CDs) took to the stage like pros, having released a second (worse) record recently, although many in [...]

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Boo-Boo Album Of The Week – Queen, ‘Hot Space’

by Stuart Heritage

A wise man once said "Everyone has a great book inside them". He’d have been just as correct if he’d said "Everyone has a godawful album in them". Of course, the latter mostly applies to general plebby members of the public, but sometimes it happens to wildly popular pop groups, too. They release an album [...]

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Big Brother Promotes Racial Harmony… Apparently

by C J Davies

***CLICK HERE FOR LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS*** And you thought Big Brother was only fun for slapping down those hecklerspray betting club wagers, didn’t you? Well… either that or staring at new contestant Orlaith in an unsettling way (a bit like wide-eyed muppet Eugene). Well, here’s a revelation for you. Big Brother and all it’s [...]

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Tom Cruise in War Of The Worlds – Review Digest

by Stuart Heritage

Tom Cruise has recently taken time off from being a professional oddball to make a small arthouse movie entitled War Of The Worlds, directed by an unknown called Steven Spielberg. Now, we haven’t seen this niche feature film yet, but lots of people have. Take a look at what they think. The film is based [...]

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Charlotte Church is a Messy Chick

by Chris Laverty

19 year-old Charlotte Church, the lazy wretch, has moved in with her Nan to avoid cleaning her flat. Don’t you just love her even more now? "I’ve been staying with my Nana recently because my house needs such a good clean and I can’t be bothered to go in there.” she jabbered with that grating [...]

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Avril Lavigne And Deryck Whibley Engaged

by Stuart Heritage

He was a boy, she was a girl – can we make it any more obvious? He was a rubbish pretend punk, she was a rubbish pretend punk – what more can we say? Tiny angst-ridden Canadian punk princess Avril Lavigne has got engaged to Deryck Whibley, the strange-mouthed lead singer of Canadian one-hit wonders [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Play Monopoly Live

by 586 MEDIA

Everyone has childhood memories of Monopoly. Those memories usually involve hours of boredom at an Aunty’s house, punctuated by sporadic outbreaks of ferocious rage by someone who doesn’t want to pay rent. But you can never say Monopoly doesn’t move with the times. There’s been a bit of a rejiggle to make it more current. [...]

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Josh Estrada To Hit Russell Crowe With A Lawsuit?

by Stuart Heritage

Russell Crowe, once again more famous for being really angry all the time than for starring in films, is expected to be hit with a punitive damages lawsuit this week. Josh Estrada is likely to start a lawsuit against Russell Crowe after the actor reportedly threw a telephone at the porter after becoming frustrated in [...]

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Jayne Middlemiss: Still Sounds Crazy To Us

by Chris Laverty

Celebrity Love Island winner Jayne Middlemiss has managed to get over being rejected by fellow contestant Lee Sharpe. Good for her. She’s still completely crazy though. "You have to have a sense of humour – you’ve got to laugh at yourself. It’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? i got binned off on telly. Brilliant." commented [...]

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