Article Archive for May 2005
Lets split you readers into three groups. First we'll address those of you who do not live in the UK...
You know that not-very-funny show set in an office, called The Office (DVDs)? Before it was a rubbish American sitcom, it was a quite good English sitcom. It won some Golden Globes a few years ago. That fat weird looking man is also
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Flashing ladies is not funny. It’s potentially very traumatic, certainly invasive and not a great way to endear yourself to a girl’s parents.
That said, when a story about someone exposing himself while dressed up as a big helmeted Sith Lord drifts into view, you’ve gotta give it a chuckle. Life’s just too short Malaysian police are currently hunting a randy Darth Vader (Lightsaber) impersonator who flashed fifteen factory workers at a bus stop in Bandar Baru Nilai. "At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume.†commented Priscilla, the factory’s supervisor “But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts."
American rockstars Motley Crue (CDs) are getting ready to sue NBC for banning them from their station.
On the New Year's Eve edition of The Tonight Show, singer Vince Neil shouted "Happy fucking New Year!" to Tommy Lee. Following the incident, Motley Crue appearances on other NBC shows, such as Last Call With Carson Daley and Late Night With Conan O'Brien have been scrapped. Now, Motley Crue are suing the station for violating their right to free speech.
Now, here's a hideous image for you: pretty movie-pixie Winona Ryder (DVDs) sullying herself with "non-stop demands for sex" from walking hatstand and lead Jamiroquai (CDs) gimp Jay Kay. Kind of like imagining Marilyn Monroe (DVDs) getting felt up by leery old Jim Davidson, isn't it?
Here's the worst thing, though ... it's all true.
Apparently.
Big Brother starts tomorrow! And what could be more fun than weighing up the special bets, checking out the odds and getting down to some serious Big Brother betting?
hecklerspray, along with Betfair.com, are going to be bringing you the latest Big Brother odds as they happen, right through to the very last day. That's 100 days of very special betting information.
And we're pleased to announce that today we can reveal the very first betting category - the Gender Of The Winner...
Arnold Schwarzenegger (DVDs/Books) is the most bananas man in the world. He burns his kids' clothes! He wants to destroy the moon to stop women "bitching and whining"! He's the Governor of California!
Face it, everyone wants to live like Arnold. But we can't. And we can't live like his movie characters either, going around killing people by spearing them with pipes
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***Big Brother Odds Coming Soon***
Big Brother starts tomorrow night on Channel 4, and we're continuing our countdown. It's a countdown like a space shuttle countdown. Only when we reach zero, we won't send a craft beyond the realms of our atmosphere and into the black void of the universe. No, when we reach zero, some people are going to go into a slightly yellow house.
So far we've learnt that in the new series of Big Brother there will be beer on tap, glass tables and heat-seeking cameras, so it's clear that the producers are expecting in-depth discussions of subtexts within Adam Bede.
What Big Brother news have we learnt in the last few hours?
Jack Horner was Burt Reynolds’ (DVDs) greatest ever film role. Even his grandiose movie star status in the 1970’s can’t come close to his turn as the leisure suit wearing porno filmmaker in Boogie Nights.
But in everything he does (no matter how unlikely it is to get a theatrical release for longer than an afternoon) you’ve just gotta love a guy so resolutely stupid as Burt. At a movie premiere for his latest work of genius, The Longest Yard, angry Burt Reynolds decided to slap a television producer in the face. Great Career Choice No. 1457. Far from Alzheimer's kicking in, this rib-tickling piece of fun was just the Bandit being playful after the producer admitted that not only had he not seen Reynolds’ new movie, but not even the 1974 original it was based on.And people moan at us for not doing research.
