Article Archive for May 2005
hecklerspray and Betfair.com continue to bring you the lowdown on the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest entrants. For the latest Eurovision odds click here. Otherwise, read on...
While the contest is usually a time for celebration, it also has a dark side. Never forget that Eurovision used Riverdance as an interlude one year, and is therefore directly responsible for Michael Flatley. And all the suffering he's caused us. But betting on Eurovision made the pain go away, and now we must look at the odds for two more countries... Denmark and Estonia.
Today we're looking at two countries - Denmark and Estonia which, when combined, are a disturbing anagram of 'A naked torn semi'. When we've uncrossed our legs, we'll continue...
Don’t read The Sun’s Bizarre guide as it takes too long. Plus they’ve got less flashing ads than us and people love those.
Direct your eyes south and learn more than enough showbiz tit-tat to stop you getting bullied by anybody still wearing cowboy boots and a mini.JENNY McCARTHY SAYS NO TO (MORE) BOTOX
Better than saying no to drugs, Jenny McCarthy (DVDs), sexy model and Hollywood plaything, has said no to toxins. After Botox injections paralysed all her facial muscles directly before a photoshoot, she decided it might not be best to let vanity rule her every waking move. "I'm a girl, I'm insecure. I never took myself as the prissiest, prettiest woman alive. I got my own problems." At least she’s keeping chipper about the whole thing.DAVID WALLIAMS IS DATING BILLY PIPER
Or he might not be. We silly scribes at hecklerspray always thought Little Britain's David Walliams (DVDs) was gay, but then somebody told us he’s a ‘fauxmosexual’ instead. We think that means he gets to dress nice and have sex with women. Maybe even women like walking hairdo Billy Piper (DVDS/CDs)..? The rumour mill grinds away like Kate Ford’s teeth.
Calling all hideously arrogant wealthy American young men aged between 15-20! Do you want to go on a date with Carmen Electra (DVDs)? You know, the woman with the big boobies who's in the magazines your big brother hides under his mattress.
Ebay are currently auctioning a date with the married model turned minor filmstar, with all proceeds going to the
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Bruce Forsyth is a hecklerspray hero. When you turn on your TV, you may see a wizened old man making plebs laugh with his bad wigs and big chin, but we see someone else entirely.
He is a man who has been famous for 66 years, is best friends with James Bond and hosted the best-ever episode of Have I Got News For
...Former Orange Juice singer Edwyn Collins has suffered a setback after being infected by MRSA in hospital, as he recovered from critical brain surgery.
The superbug infected a scar and has led to Collins being fed a diet of 'powerful antibiotics'. It is thought that he contracted the MRSA virus several weeks ago.
The 45-year old Scottish singer, possibly best known for his 1995 hit 'A Girl Like You', has been staying
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You may have noticed, but Jennifer Lopez (CDs) is a favourite target of ours. And there are so many reasons why this is the case. Her constant name changes, her bad songs. the fact that her constant singing about just being a normal girl clash with her dangerously unstable ego.
Now she's angered PETA, the animal rights group, by featuring fur extensively in her Sweetface clothing collection.
The Paula Abdul (CDs) American Idol scandal rumbles on, following the broadcast of Fallen Idol, the supposedly shocking sex and drugs documentary about the show.
The biggest claim the TV show made is that Paula Abdul had a sordid affair two years ago with a young contestant. Corey Clark - branded a "liar" and an "opportunist" by Abdul - has published a book on the relationship. And if that wasn't enough, there's also an album, which will contain a track called Paula-tics. It's a pun on the word 'Politics', not a song about Abdul's facial spasms.
However, the first single from the album is called Wiggle & Shake. So maybe it is an entire concept album about involuntary muscle twitches.
Day three of the hecklerspray and Betfair.com rundown of the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest entries. The competition will be held on May 21st, and is the traditional day that all of Europe puts their old differences aside and invents a load of new differences based on whatever frilly shirt the Hungarian entrant is wearing.
Today we're going to be looking at three countries that have changed the world. And when we say "changed", we mean "haven't really changed": Bulgaria, Croatia and Cyprus.
