A quick quiz. Name three movie sequels that were better than the original. Quickly. Now, we’re guessing your answers included The Godfather: Part II , Aliens and The Empire Strikes Back. Right? Because they are the only good sequels ever. Sequels are rubbish. Hecklerspray would like to knife it’s eyes out rather than watch another cakky sequel. Honestly.
Hecklerspray couldn’t believe it… Forget the saucy lingerie ads in the colour supplements, the new M&S Food TV adverts are bringing the porn back to that starchiest of high street retailers.
Sneaker giant Reebok has a new campaign dubbed “I am what I amâ€, starring hecklerspray’s favourite bullet-proof rapper 50 Cent.
And here’s a surprise: it’s received complaints from UK anti-gun charities. They accuse Reebok of glorifying gun crime. For the unaware, let us pop an information cap in yo’ ass…
Sometimes the only reason to mention something is that annoys the crap out of you. Case in point: the Diet Coke tortoise advert.
Coca-Cola has been responsible for some real whiffy-ones as far as advertising on TV is concerned. From the ‘hands of love’ guff across the prairie fields in the seventies, to their ‘Just for Taste of it’ bile in the eighties, right up to this current slab of commercial hell-on-earth…
Hard-working singer songwriter Kylie Minogue is due to board an airplane this weekend to kick off her Greatest Hits tour.
Lady rapper Lil’ Kim and her assistant Monique Dopwel, have both been convicted of perjury and conspiracy; for lying about an incident outside Hot ’97, which erupted in gun fire between The Junior Mafia crew and Capone-N-Noreaga back in 2001.
West Coast lyricist Snoop Dogg aka ‘Calvin Broadus’, has this week confirmed that he will perform at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark this summer…
Joey… man does it suck. Let’s take a lesson in theological history to put this into perspective.
The world’s first recorded crap spinoff came after The Old Testament, when God thought He was onto a bit of a winner with all the Adam and Eve stuff, and wanted to continue with it.
However, Eve wasn’t happy with the setup, complaining about the higher billing that Adam got, so she left. God decided that the next sidekick for Adam would be a wisecracking cartoon detective giraffe named DJ Bangbang.
Adam and DJ Bangbang weren’t really as popular as Adam and Eve, and so they were quietly retired and replaced with Jesus. And so, Friends became Joey.
Swedish born football coach Sven Goran Eriksson, best known for his role as England manager, has become a walking legend in his home country.
The man, who is responsible for the recent stability of the three lions, has loosely become the subject for a stage play that is opening next month in his home country of Sweden…
In Hollywood, there is a wicked rumour that there are no new ideas. Even a rudimentary poke around your memory will bring up a bunch of remade foriegn films, like The Ring, The Grudge and Shall We Dance.
Also Ray, Across The Sea, Finding Everland, Alexander, The Aviator, all life stories of real people. And then there are all the adaptations. Everything has been adapted. TV shows, books, even many local telephone directories have been given a big-budget adaptation.
What we need is a visionary, someone to take our hand and transport us to a new and exciting time. Where is this sacred being? Where, pray, this human of such monumental intellect with vast, original new ideas? Step forward Kirstie Alley, star of 2am ITV s(h)itcom Veronica’s Closet…
