From the monthly archives:

March 2005

The Butterfly Effect 2? Oh dear God, NO!

by Stuart Heritage

A quick quiz. Name three movie sequels that were better than the original. Quickly. Now, we’re guessing your answers included The Godfather: Part II , Aliens and The Empire Strikes Back. Right? Because they are the only good sequels ever. Sequels are rubbish. Hecklerspray would like to knife it’s eyes out rather than watch another [...]

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M&S put the porn back into food…

by 586 MEDIA

Hecklerspray couldn’t believe it… Forget the saucy lingerie ads in the colour supplements, the new M&S Food TV adverts are bringing the porn back to that starchiest of high street retailers. Hecklerspray couldn’t believe it… Forget the saucy lingerie ads in the colour supplements, the new M&S Food TV adverts are bringing the porn back [...]

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Reebok “Lame Campaign”

by 586 MEDIA

Sneaker giant Reebok has a new campaign dubbed “I am what I am”, starring hecklerspray‘s favourite bullet-proof rapper 50 Cent. And here’s a surprise: it’s received complaints from UK anti-gun charities. They accuse Reebok of glorifying gun crime. For the unaware, let us pop an information cap in yo’ ass… Sneaker giant Reebok has a [...]

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AD SHOCKER! Drink up ‘cos you love life (Coca Cola)

by Chris Laverty

Sometimes the only reason to mention something is that annoys the crap out of you. Case in point: the Diet Coke tortoise advert. Coca-Cola has been responsible for some real whiffy-ones as far as advertising on TV is concerned. From the ‘hands of love’ guff across the prairie fields in the seventies, to their ‘Just [...]

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Kylie Gets on an Airplane

by Chris Laverty

Hard-working singer songwriter Kylie Minogue is due to board an airplane this weekend to kick off her Greatest Hits tour. Hard-working singer songwriter Kylie Minogue is due to board an airplane this weekend to kick off her Greatest Hits tour.

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Lil’ Kim Convicted of Perjury

by 586 MEDIA

Lady rapper Lil’ Kim and her assistant Monique Dopwel, have both been convicted of perjury and conspiracy; for lying about an incident outside Hot ’97, which erupted in gun fire between The Junior Mafia crew and Capone-N-Noreaga back in 2001. Lady rapper Lil’ Kim and her assistant Monique Dopwel, have both been convicted of perjury [...]

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Snoop says FO SHIZZLE to the Danes

by 586 MEDIA

West Coast lyricist Snoop Dogg aka ‘Calvin Broadus’, has this week confirmed that he will perform at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark this summer… West Coast lyricist Snoop Dogg aka ‘Calvin Broadus’, has this week confirmed that he will perform at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark this summer…

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Spinoff City – Joey gets a second chance

by Stuart Heritage

Joey… man does it suck. Let’s take a lesson in theological history to put this into perspective. The world’s first recorded crap spinoff came after The Old Testament, when God thought He was onto a bit of a winner with all the Adam and Eve stuff, and wanted to continue with it. However, Eve wasn’t [...]

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Sven in the “Theatre of Dreams” – Hmmm. Well not really.

by 586 MEDIA

Swedish born football coach Sven Goran Eriksson, best known for his role as England manager, has become a walking legend in his home country. The man, who is responsible for the recent stability of the three lions, has loosely become the subject for a stage play that is opening next month in his home country [...]

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REMAKE HELL: Look Who’s Talking (Shit)

by Stuart Heritage

In Hollywood, there is a wicked rumour that there are no new ideas. Even a rudimentary poke around your memory will bring up a bunch of remade foriegn films, like The Ring, The Grudge and Shall We Dance. Also Ray, Across The Sea, Finding Everland, Alexander, The Aviator, all life stories of real people. And [...]

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