George Lucas has stunned fans by refusing to give away the entire plot of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Sith, the final chapter in Lucas’ space and hairstyles sextuplet will open worldwide on 19 May. But despite much speculation from hardcore fan websites Lucas is giving nothing away.

"I’m not giving anything away" an unusually secretive Lucas told DVDTalk.com.

Lucas’ baffling decision has understandably

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Gwen Stefani's new album is "shite", according to New Order's Peter Hook.

The bearded Mancunian (aka Greatest Living Bassist) and Barney were invited by Oxfam-styled Stefani to guest on her new album.

Having taken up the offer to record with her (Barney did some backing vocals and Hooky was unleashed in the usual way) everything went quiet, even after the album was released... with

Joyful news, readers: Stephen Malkmus will release his third album, called Face The Truth, on May 24.

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