hecklerspray is more than pleased to announce the return of Sheffield’s most versatile singer-songwriter and raconteur John Shuttleworth (aka Graham Fellows) with a brand new live show and the release of the long awaited ‘It’s Nice Up North’ full length feature film...

Yes, it’s true. No sooner had Bradley, the leader of my SAS team-of-four, escaped from his cell in an Iraqi POW camp after it was hit by a laser-guided bomb dropped from an allied stealth bomber, he managed to get stuck in a dimly lit pile of cardboard boxes behind a secluded shed.

Well-adjusted pillar of society Jennifer Lopez has been in a bit of a quandry of late. As far as the public is generally concerned, she ranks somewhere between the Lottery Rapist and Mummra The Everliving in terms of not being liked very much.

Of course, the huge-arsed superstar has a theory on why this is...

We could debate the merits of Angels winning Best Song of the Last 25 Years at the Brits until the cows come home, when the only real thing worth debating is what should have won instead?

At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First we could glow like J.Lo and now we can smell the bittersweet fragrance of Britney’s curiosity. Joy to the world, reader.

Well at least the Americans have finally seen some sense and are going to add digital downloads to their music charts.

At a time when every man and his dog are talking about the ridiculous state of the UK singles chart it seems Billboard have decided to do the only thing which can give some much needed legitimacy to the whole affair.

Released last week on DVD rental, M. Night Shamalayans' The Village falls short of being a movie with a plot, in that it appears to be plotless. Once again the thriller writer and director has created another hype-fuelled film which surpasses even 'Signs' with Mel Gibson as being the worst film ever...

An icy shiver went down my spine the other day when I saw Tom Waits - that wonderful one-man advert for emphysema - on Top of the Pops Saturday. He’s put it off for thirty years, but it looks like Tom’s days in the fringe are numbered...