From the monthly archives:

February 2005

Ooof! It’s always nice up north with John Shuttleworth…

by 586 MEDIA

hecklerspray is more than pleased to announce the return of Sheffield’s most versatile singer-songwriter and raconteur John Shuttleworth (aka Graham Fellows) with a brand new live show and the release of the long awaited ‘It’s Nice Up North’ full length feature film… hecklerspray is more than pleased to announce the return of Sheffield’s most versatile [...]

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SAS Veteran Defeated by Cardboard Box (Conflict: Desert Storm II)

by 586 MEDIA

Yes, it’s true. No sooner had Bradley, the leader of my SAS team-of-four, escaped from his cell in an Iraqi POW camp after it was hit by a laser-guided bomb dropped from an allied stealth bomber, he managed to get stuck in a dimly lit pile of cardboard boxes behind a secluded shed. Yes, it’s [...]

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J-Lo’s Identity Crisis

by Stuart Heritage

Well-adjusted pillar of society Jennifer Lopez has been in a bit of a quandry of late. As far as the public is generally concerned, she ranks somewhere between the Lottery Rapist and Mummra The Everliving in terms of not being liked very much. Of course, the huge-arsed superstar has a theory on why this is… [...]

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Robbie mocks us all

by Chris Laverty

We could debate the merits of Angels winning Best Song of the Last 25 Years at the Brits until the cows come home, when the only real thing worth debating is what should have won instead? We could debate the merits of Angels winning Best Song of the Last 25 Years at the Brits until the cows [...]

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Brand Me Britney

by 586 MEDIA

At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First we could glow like J.Lo and now we can smell the bittersweet fragrance of Britney’s curiosity. Joy to the world, reader. At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First [...]

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Billboard (at least) finally sees the light…

by 586 MEDIA

Well at least the Americans have finally seen some sense and are going to add digital downloads to their music charts. At a time when every man and his dog are talking about the ridiculous state of the UK singles chart it seems Billboard have decided to do the only thing which can give some [...]

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M. Night Shamalayan’s ‘The Village’ is the One We Shall Not Speak Of

by 586 MEDIA

Released last week on DVD rental, M. Night Shamalayans’ The Village falls short of being a movie with a plot, in that it appears to be plotless. Once again the thriller writer and director has created another hype-fuelled film which surpasses even ‘Signs’ with Mel Gibson as being the worst film ever… Released last week [...]

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TOM WAITS – WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FCUK

by 586 MEDIA

An icy shiver went down my spine the other day when I saw Tom Waits – that wonderful one-man advert for emphysema – on Top of the Pops Saturday. He’s put it off for thirty years, but it looks like Tom’s days in the fringe are numbered… An icy shiver went down my spine the [...]

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A Fist Full of Ass as Ang Lee considers gay cowboy conundrum

by Chris Laverty

Ang Lee, drippy arthouse director turned Hollywood pincushion has announced his intention to make a gay cowboy movie… Ang Lee, drippy arthouse director turned Hollywood pincushion has announced his intention to make a gay cowboy movie…

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Scientist proves that in a weird parallel universe the Brits are actually quite good…

by 586 MEDIA

Hurrah, for the future of British music! The Brits are back to stun our senses, confound expectations and prove incontrovertibly that experimentation, creativity and risk are still alive and well among our proud pop standard bearers… Oh, sorry hecklerspray must have been briefly transported to a strange parallel universe by downing one too many extra [...]

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