Article Archive for February 2005
Ok. So hecklerspray is still in its infancy. But - let's be honest - we're all grown-up enough now to start our own 'campaign.' Aren't we? Well?
Daniel Bedingfield. He called his album Second First Impressions. Let's do something about him...
Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement.
Celebrity Breasts aka Jordan aka Katie Price is preparing herself for the possibility of representing Britain at the 50th Eurovision Song Contest. The European annual favourite will be broadcasted on the 21st of May from Kiev in the Ukraine.
The rapper known as P Diddy is in trouble with Random House book publishers, for forgetting the first simple rule of literature. Actually writing something...
hecklerspray once lived with a boy who fantasised about sleeping with an alien. One with tenticles, preferably. How we hated him. He had a thing for Jessica Rabbit, too. The git.
But it looks like he wasn't alone in wanting to knock boots with vaguely sci-fi females. For reasons unknown to anyone with a shred of common decency, The Sun newspaper has published a survey to find the 'Sexiest Ever Superheroine'...
Troubled king of pop Michael Jackson today had to stop of at the hospital on his way to court after he instantaneously starting to suffer from the flu. The forty-six year old was unable to re-attend and the jury selection has now been delayed until 08 00 on February the 22nd.
Uh oh, BITCHFEST ALERT. Shitney Queers seems to think that her dog is better than the one owned by Paris Hilton.
As far as hecklerspray is concerned, a dog needs to be able to retain at least some dignity for it to be a dog, much less run after cats and fetch sticks. No decent, honourable, dignified dog would be seen dead in a handbag. A dead dog might make
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Hollow-faced loon Michael Jackson is by far the best value entertainer in the entire universe. It's been decades since anyone has been able to legitimately tell Michael Jackson jokes. Why? Well, try and comically exaggerate anything about him that he hasn't been able to better himself in real life. Go on, try it...
