From the monthly archives:

February 2005

Welcome to the brave new world – hecklerspray dissects the Brats…

by 586 MEDIA

Well, if nothing else you can’t say that the NME Brats aren’t predictable… hecklerspray remembers the time when the weekly music inkies set the standard, pushed the envelope, maxed to the extreme, etc etc… Now, here in the revolutionary year of the cock (2005) we are right back where we started. So let’s take a [...]

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Pitt to Do More Irony

by Chris Laverty

Not content at being oh-so-hilarious with his Hollywood drinking buddies in Oceans 12, Brad Pitt is set to remain king of the Irony Castle with new film Chad Schmidt… Not content at being oh-so-hilarious with his Hollywood drinking buddies in Oceans 12, Brad Pitt is set to remain king of the Irony Castle with new [...]

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George Michael Retires, World Shrugs

by Stuart Heritage

March 17 2005 will go down in history as a sad day for idiots everywhere. Because George Michael is due to quit music. Spectacularly, in fact. Completely without warning. Just like he said he’d do three years ago. March 17 2005 will go down in history as a sad day for idiots everywhere. Because George [...]

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THE APPRENTICE or THE NOVICE?

by 586 MEDIA

The Talkback production for the BBC called “The Apprentice” is now on our television screens, serving up the UK version of the American hit Donald Trump show. Once again a national re-creation of a popular US program has been attempted. It is no Dragon’s Den, and here’s why… The Talkback production for the BBC called [...]

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Let’s Stop Bedingfield

by C J Davies

Ok. So hecklerspray is still in its infancy. But – let’s be honest – we’re all grown-up enough now to start our own ‘campaign.’ Aren’t we? Well? Daniel Bedingfield. He called his album Second First Impressions. Let’s do something about him… Ok. So hecklerspray is still in its infancy. But – let’s be honest – [...]

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Kyoto Agreement to “save lives” says TV’s Tommy Walsh

by Chris Laverty

Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement. Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement.

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JORDAN FINDS A LIFELINE

by 586 MEDIA

Celebrity Breasts aka Jordan aka Katie Price is preparing herself for the possibility of representing Britain at the 50th Eurovision Song Contest. The European annual favourite will be broadcasted on the 21st of May from Kiev in the Ukraine. Celebrity Breasts aka Jordan aka Katie Price is preparing herself for the possibility of representing Britain [...]

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Diddy Daddy Diary Delay Dilemma

by Stuart Heritage

The rapper known as P Diddy is in trouble with Random House book publishers, for forgetting the first simple rule of literature. Actually writing something… The rapper known as P Diddy is in trouble with Random House book publishers, for forgetting the first simple rule of literature. Actually writing something…

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Virtual Insanity

by Stuart Heritage

hecklerspray once lived with a boy who fantasised about sleeping with an alien. One with tenticles, preferably. How we hated him. He had a thing for Jessica Rabbit, too. The git. But it looks like he wasn’t alone in wanting to knock boots with vaguely sci-fi females. For reasons unknown to anyone with a shred [...]

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Jackson Stalled by Flu

by 586 MEDIA

Troubled king of pop Michael Jackson today had to stop of at the hospital on his way to court after he instantaneously starting to suffer from the flu. The forty-six year old was unable to re-attend and the jury selection has now been delayed until 08 00 on February the 22nd. Troubled king of pop [...]

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