The 77th Annual Academy Awards was another night when everything was as it was anticipated, almost as if we knew that the dullest film would win everything.

“Million Dollar Baby” easily mistaken as a spin-off film from one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s plausible lines from “Terminator”, won best picture, best director, best actress and best supporting male. What about Clint?, “Are you feeling lucky, huh, are you?”

Friends star David Schwimmer has signed up to appear in a West End play.

The production called 'Some Girls', will see Schwimmer take the lead role, playing an emotionally distraught womanizer who visits his ex-girlfriends, in order to find closure before he ties the knot.

Call hecklerspray miserable bastards if you like, but doesn’t your heart sink a little bit every time Red Nose Day comes along?

Here at hecklerspray we’ve waited four long years for the follow up to the uber-successful Discovery but can now report that Daft Punk have not delivered. What they have released ain't pretty and it certainly ain't party...

Infamous and intimidating CEO of Death Row Records Suge Knight, has struck a deal with Beaux Carson of Carson Signature Films for the rights of Suge’s story of what really happened in Las Vegas back in September 1996,when Tupac was assassinated.

Teenage son of hellraising Slur-King Ozzy Osborne, Jack, has reported a theft of £200,000 worth of jewellery from his luggage on a flight from Los Angeles to London.

What do you think the latest thing those crazy Yanks are worried about? Impending environmental disaster? A recession? Worldwide burger shortage? Nope, they’re panicking that Chris Rock might not be the right host for their 77th Academy Awards show after all.

These are interesting times. The world stands on the brink of an avian flu pandemic, possibly eclipsing the potential deathtoll of SARS. Hundreds of widely-bought foods have been found to contain a cancer-causing dye. The heir to the throne of the United Kingdom and all it's Commonwealth might have to get married in a pikey registry office. Interesting times.

But who cares about all that? The big news is this: Junkie Pete Doherty has kicked his guitarist...