Flashing ladies is not funny. It’s potentially very traumatic, certainly invasive and not a great way to endear yourself to a girl’s parents.

That said, when a story about someone exposing himself while dressed up as a big helmeted Sith Lord drifts into view, you’ve gotta give it a chuckle. Life’s just too short

Malaysian police are currently hunting a randy Darth Vader (Lightsaber) impersonator who flashed fifteen factory workers at a bus stop in Bandar Baru Nilai.

"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume.” commented Priscilla, the factory’s supervisor  “But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts."

The whole Darth Vader thing – evil manipulator of the force and other easily computer generatable objects – falls apart when the pervert got spooked by his screaming audience and drove off in a family hatchback.

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again." added Priscilla.

Seemingly unperturbed by any such repercussions, the dirty Darth speed off to another factory five minutes down the road and charged up his lightsaber once again.

“Riiiiiiiise Darth Vader!” said the Emperor. And we’re sure he did.

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[story by Chris Laverty]