Danny Dyer Caan’t Be Doin’ With No Paedophiles

Danny Dyer, an actor from the films, does not approve of the British government’s stance on paedophiles. As in they seem to like them and he faakin’ well don’t.

Alright, enough with the Dannyisms. He is a sound-as-a-pound blokes bloke from London who drinks warm piss and struggles to grow a full beard, and that is all you really need to know. That and the acting thing. You may have seen some Danny Dyer movies: geezer in The Business (directed by Nick Love), geezer in The Football Factory (also directed by Nick Love) and geezer in Outlaw (directed by Martin Scor- nope, that one's Nick Love again, too).

Like all decent people, Danny Dyer does not like the nonces; those nasty individuals with nothing better to do than stare at kids the wrong way and cuddle up with Jodie Foster’s back catalogue from the early 70s. We’re all with him there; they’re scum. Even that chubby fella who used to wear platform boots and now looks after those poor kids in Vietnam, they all deserve to burn in Hell with their earlobes stapled to their gums. Dyer though, he has something much worse in mind for paedogeddon.

Here's Danny Dyer's take on paedophiles:

"I'd like stiffer sentences for paedophiles. That would be the first thing on my list. The whole thing with paedophiles, paedophiles living near schools. They have too many rights. I have a 10-year-old daughter and it petrifies me."

We don’t think he is being tough enough. For a guy who ends every other sentence with the word ‘cunt’ (imagine the scene at parents evening: “Er, Mr Dyer, it’s not that we didn’t love you in Severance, but thanks to you Sports Day has now been banned by the PTA"), Danny is ranting surprisingly low-key about the Devil’s own vice, especially as he is about to become a dad for the second time. Stick it to them, D, go on, son.

Glassing, the Chelsea grin, pool cues, eye-gouging: mate, nothing sounds better than the most ludicrous accent in the world enthralling the virtues of a nice, fat, ass-kicking. Think Charlie Hunnam in Green Street and you can’t go wrong.

“If he's done that to me I'd have beat the seven shades of shit out of him!”

Attaboy, guvnor! Hmm, who can sense Outlaw 2: The Paedo Pummelling gearing up for a Film Council grant? Danny, sir, it’s above the title time.

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