Danny Dyer, an actor from the films, does not approve of the British government’s stance on paedophiles. As in they seem to like them and he faakin’ well don’t.

Alright, enough with the Dannyisms. He is a sound-as-a-pound blokes bloke from London who drinks warm piss and struggles to grow a full beard, and that is all you really need to know. That and the acting thing. You may have seen some Danny Dyer movies: geezer in The Business (directed by Nick Love), geezer in The Football Factory (also directed by Nick Love) and geezer in Outlaw (directed by Martin Scor- nope, that one’s Nick Love again, too).

Like all decent people, Danny Dyer does not like the nonces; those nasty individuals with nothing better to do than stare at kids the wrong way and cuddle up with Jodie Foster’s back catalogue from the early 70s. We’re all with him there; they’re scum. Even that chubby fella who used to wear platform boots and now looks after those poor kids in Vietnam, they all deserve to burn in Hell with their earlobes stapled to their gums. Dyer though, he has something much worse in mind for paedogeddon.