Now that Tara Tamara Fiddledibum has won Fame Academy and that other person won Dancing On Ice, we’re left with another gaping hole in our betting odds schedule – so we’re going to fill it with the American version of Strictly Come Dancing.

Dancing With The Stars starts tonight and, in true reality TV style, features all kinds of people we’ve never really heard of. But – hey – one of them has to win Dancing With The Stars, right? And if someone has to win Dancing With The Stars, you can bet your monkey arse that you can win money from it – and we’ll be right here all week introducing all the Dancing With The Stars contestants. Here’s the best bit – since Dancing With The Stars is only on American TV, you’ll get to make money by betting on it without ever having to actually watch it. Perfect.

So here’s part one of our Dancing With The Stars betting odds – for Heather Mills, John Ratzenberger and Shandi Finnessey – with help from Paddy Power…