Day three of our introductory look at the Dancing With The Stars – a show about hardly-famous celebrities jigging around for a while as an elderly British man looks on unforgivingly – and this might just be the best day ever.

That’s no idle boast either – so far in these Dancing With The Stars betting odds we’ve looked at fat sitcom stars, supermodels, one-legged Beatle wives and all sorts of people we’ve never even heard of – but today. Today is the day these Dancing With The Stars betting odds profiles were made for. Because – make no mistake – today’s dancers are so incredible they’re almost religious icons.

Here are the Dancing With The Stars betting odds – for, wait for it, Billy Ray Cyrus and Clyde Drexler – with help from Paddy Power. Billy Ray Cyrus!