Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Tim Vincent Spins Out

There are two distinct Dancing On Ice groups forming at the moment - the good skaters and the crap ones. And Tim Vincent represented the latter so convincingly that he was eliminated last night.

And there was us thinking that Blue Peter presenters were meant to be daredevils who can achieve anything by the power of positive thinking. Obviously that can’t be true, though - having seen what Tim Vincent was like on Dancing On Ice it seems that Blue Peter presenters are shit at everything and look scared all the time and then complain because they’re so shit. Having said that, the Dancing On Ice required element went flawlessly last night - or at least it would have done if the required element was the ‘One Semi-Spin, Massive Wobble And Defeatist Shrug’ because that’s what he did, and it was Olympian.

Who’s going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Steve Backley, with help from Paddy Power…

Steve Backley - We feel for Steve Backley, you know. The poor man used to be a world leader in throwing big pointy sticks, and then on last week’s Dancing On Ice he was voted as only slightly better than the dirty house woman off the telly. It’s his centre of gravity that’s Steve Backley’s problem, obviously - when you’re as big as him, you tend to fall over if a sparrow coughs in your direction from 20 feet away. And for this week’s Dancing On Ice performance to Uptown Girl, Steve was given a pep-talk by last year’s winner Kyran Bracken. Did it help? Not really, it was just as useless and out of time as usual. Steve was told that he a good ’spiral leg’, though. We think we had a cousin who died from that once. SCORE - 17 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 66/1

Tomorrow - Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski and Linda Lusardi. But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.