Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: The Final - Chris Fountain

It's our last Dancing On Ice betting odds of the year, but don't be sad - there'll be another hopeless reality TV show that we secretly resent covering along soon. Big Brother probably.

After Sunday, the ice rink will be rolled up, the skates melted for ammunition and Holly Willoughby's tits will be unscrewed and dry-frozen until next year. But you still have a chance to place a bet on the Dancing On Ice final. It's easy to do, and it might be the most important move you ever make that's based on a Sunday teatime ice-skating programme.

Who'll win Sunday's Dancing On Ice final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain, with help from Paddy Power…

Chris Fountain - Chris Fountain is going to win Dancing On Ice. There, we said it. It's obvious that Chris Fountain is going to win Dancing On Ice, though - everyone's thought that since day one. And, although it's easy to say that Chris is an irritating try-hard who couldn't be more annoying if he came round your house and flicked bits of stinging nettle into your eye, the fact of the matter is that he's a better skater than any of the others. And, although it's easy to say that Chris Fountain is a knobmunch who looks as if he'd trample his granny to death for a second of attention, he has thrown more into his performances than any of his competitors. So Chris Fountain is going to win Dancing On Ice, but don't actually bet on him. Look at these odds  - they're hopelessly short. Instead, bet on Zaraah and then attack Chris Fountain's leg with a crowbar five minutes before showtime.* Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 1/3

*Don't actually do that, for Christ's sake.

Next week: Honestly, not a clue. But it'll be good. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.