Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Suzanne Shaw

On Sunday's Dancing On Ice, Holly Willoughby told us that "This week, things get serious."

Sound familiar? It should do, because if you listen to Dancing on Ice, then things have been getting serious ever since that cleaner woman was still it. We thought things were already serious, but now we hear that things only got serious on Sunday? We can't tell you how embarrassed that makes us feel. The only way that Holly Willoughby can fix this mess is for her to open this week's Dancing On Ice by announcing that things are getting significantly less serious this week, and that everyone's basically just going to dick around for an hour. Then we'll feel better.

Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw, with help from Paddy Power…

Suzanne Shaw - Suzanne Shaw is probably the most controversial Dancing On Ice dancer of this year's show. She's controversial because she's so obviously eager to win that we can barely look at her for fear of kicking our TV over in protest of all the disgusting effort and ambition she's got, and she's controversial because she kicked off a little fight between the Dancing On Ice judges because nobody could tell if she's good or rubbish. And, in true Dancing On Ice tradition, she sure showed them. Her routine to Music got the highest score of the entire series. Her timing was split-second perfect, it was dramatic, it was exciting - and in the spin that Suzanne did by wrapping her ankles round her partner's head, Suzanne provided her second 'oh God, she's going to die' moment of the fortnight, If she keeps this level of performance up, we might start having to rethink our total antipathy towards Suzanne Shaw. SCORE - 27.5 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 4/1

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