Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Suzanne Shaw To Win?

There are just a few more days to go until the next fun-filled edition of Dancing On Ice, and we've got so many questions!

Like how much of Holly Willoughby's nipple will be on display this time? Will Greg Rusedski ever manage to not look like a Frankenstein robot controlled by a drunk fisherman? Will the male judge who sits on the end ever say anything of worth? Will we ever start to enjoy Dancing On Ice? Oh, and who'll win Dancing On Ice?

Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power…

Suzanne Shaw - So far Suzanne Shaw has been the tabloid focus of Dancing On Ice. That's not because of her ice skating ability, though, or her baby with Darren Day, or her one-hit wonder talent show band - it's because she's obviously so determined to win Dancing On Ice that everybody dislikes her and it's all quite hilarious to watch. Especially when, like she did last week, she cracked a rib and still wouldn't let it affect her merciless drive to win. Considering her injuries - which didn't make her cry, actually, Michael Underwood - Suzanne managed to pull off an audacious Dancing On Ice routine to Fame that involved a tapdance start and a split that probably prolapsed her brain. SCORE - 22 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 7/2

Gareth Gates - Similarly, Gareth Gates has thrown himself into Dancing On Ice with such furious intensity that we honestly worry that he'll shoot his eyes out of their sockets if he so much as half-fluffs a move. Strange that he should be so worked up about it, though, because for someone who hasn't been famous for seven years, Gareth Gates still has a lot of adoring fans who'll carry him through no matter what he does. Which makes him the male Linda Lusardi, but with less tits and more annoying referring to himself in the third person. Gareth's routine on Sunday was to Razzle Dazzle, which was so ploddy that it bore no resemblance to Chicago whatsoever. It did, however, have quite a strong resemblance to the porn magazine Razzle, because Gareth's nipples were poking out of his mesh costume like we don't know what. We're going to bill Dancing On Ice for our dry cleaning. Vomit's a bugger to get out. SCORE - 20.5 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 5/2

Tomorrow: the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.