The idea of Dancing On Ice is just so brilliant, isn’t it?

It’s like watching normal celebrities dance, but on a slippery surface with huge metal blades strapped to their feet. That’s great – but it’s not perfect. The number of ways for celebrities to injure themselves could be increased so easily. Dancing On Ice is good, but Dancing On Spinning Ice With Landmines And Circular Saws That Randomly Swing Across Your Path is clearly better. We hope you’re writing this down, ITV.

Anyway, who’s going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw, With help from Paddy Power…

Suzanne Shaw - Suzanne Shaw might be the most annoying woman to ever strap on a pair of ice skates, but you can’t say that she isn’t trying. It’s literally like someone has a gun to her baby’s head and told her that they’ll shoot it if she doesn’t win Dancing On Ice, because the level of intensity she’s shown in the past has only been a shade less than completely desperate. On Sunday’s show, however, Suzanne managed to reel it in a bit – her routine to Walk On By traded her past toddlerish attention-seeking for something a bit more refined and emotional. And it worked a treat – the handstands, spins, lifts and eagerness to please were all still there, but we didn’t have to put up with the sight of Suzanne hoofing about like a woman possessed. Plus it nearly caused a punch-up between the judges. That can only ever be a good thing. SCORE – 23.5 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 5/1

Tomorrow: Dancing On Ice betting odds for Gareth Gates and Chris Fountain. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.