Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Suzanne Shaw?

by Stuart Heritage on March 11, 2008 1 Comment

Dancing On Ice betting odds Suzanne ShawThe Dancing On Ice semi-final needed a required element that was suitably spectacular, but how can you top tiny jumps and dicking around with a hat?

Simple – a 20-second solo spot. For the first section of the Dancing On Ice routines, the remaining contestants had to make their way around the ice completely alone. And in all honesty it was a bit of a disappointment – nobody fell over, nobody smashed their mouth open, nothing. If only the Dancing On Ice producers had thought to do the solo thing while Greg Rusedski was still on the show. A shame.

But who’ll win the Dancing On Ice final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw, with help from Paddy Power

Suzanne Shaw - That’s it, we’ve decided that Suzanne Shaw is a Terminator. Most people wouldn’t have survived Hear’say‘s disastrously mismanaged crash and burn, let alone having Darren Day put his winky inside them, but Suzanne Shaw has come through with the grim battle-hardened determination to win Dancing On Ice. At the last count she’s broken ribs, chipped a bone in her ankle, shattered her skull, burst both of her eyeballs and pooed out her lungs, but Suzanne will win Dancing On Ice if it’s the very last thing she does. And, at the rate she’s ruining her body in pursuit of success, we have a feeling it might be. But there’s a stay of execution for a week because, despite attempting the petrifying-looking float spin during her Dancing On Ice routine to Eternal Flame, Suzanne came through unusually unscathed. The slow, dramatic thing obviously works for Suzanne, which is a shame, because her big routine next week is to Smack My Bitch Up. SCORE – 27.5Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 10/3

Tomorrow: Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

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Joke Police March 11, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Uncanny parallels with US Presidential race… Terminator-esque blonde with borderline-unstable determination to succeed at all costs…erm, white bloke with more experience than everyone else… double erm, black person…?

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