Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Lusardi To Win?

As Philip Schofield forcefully told us on Sunday night, this is the moment when Dancing On Ice gets serious.

Yes, now that Dancing On Ice is halfway through, things are serious. Serious and intimidating. Which all sounds very fearsome, until you realise that what Schofield is actually talking about is a C-list reality show about spangly lycra and nasty hair extensions. And if lycra and bad hair is serious, then our local gym must be holding a nationwide conference about post-structuralist philosophy for grieving widows.

Who'll win Dancing on Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski and Linda Lusardi, with help from Paddy Power…

Greg Rusedski - Greg Rusedski's another one not long for Dancing On Ice. After spending the entire series so far deciding that he'd like to basically just stand still and let his partner do all the legwork, last week one of the Dancing On Ice judges more or less said that they wanted him to sod off home unless he stopped being such a lazy shit. But did Greg learn his lesson on this week's show? Not especially, given that he buggered up the bit at the start where he just has to skate onto the rink and wave. But anyway, Greg's actual performance to She's So Lovely was his best so far, although his timing was so out that there's a chance he was listening to Raging Speedhorn on a hidden iPod somewhere. And, judging by his weird spazzy jumps, the iPod wasn't earthed properly and kept electrocuting him. SCORE - 16.5 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 40/1

Linda Lusardi - Now that three girls in a row have been voted off Dancing On Ice, there's a real danger of the show losing its sex appeal, leaving the male viewers desperately trying to make the most of what's left. And if that's a mahogany-coloured, 20 years past her best, busty, topless would-be actress like Linda Lusardi, then so bloody be it. To further this theory, Linda Lusardi danced this week's routine in a cheerleader outfit, lending us hope that she's going to cycle through all the main fantasy sex objects for the rest of Dancing on Ice. Next week - Linda Lusardi dresses as an underage Bangkok ladyboy! Anyway, Linda Lusardi got a hugely low score for her routine to Hey Mickey, probably because it was full of high-fives and no actual skating. Plus she got arsey with the Dancing On Ice judges, and that's never a particularly smart thing to do. Still, though. A cheerleader. She's still got it. SCORE - 15.5 Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 20/1

Tomorrow - the Dancing on Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.