Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Lisa Scott-Lee Sobs Off

In theory Saturday's Dancing On Ice was the first show where any of the contestants were potential winners - but that theory overlooked one huge issue; the issue of Lisa Scott-Lee being desperately unlikable to the actual point of madness.

Lisa Scott-Lee was knocked out of Dancing On Ice on Saturday despite getting a pretty good score of 23.5 for her routine to some old Santana song. Sure, Lisa had a wobble or two on the ice, and the routine was out of time with the music, but it probably wouldn't be too wide of the mark to suggest that Lisa Scott-Lee got voted off Dancing On Ice because her constant annoying stage school attention-seeking is just irritating beyond belief, not to mention the tossy little tantrum she threw during training when she couldn't do a little move properly. So it'll be back to selling 'accidental' nude pictures of herself to make a living, then.

But who's going to win this series of Dancing On Ice? As ever, here's part one of our Dancing On Ice betting odds - for Lee Sharpe, Emily Symons and Duncan James - with betting odds from Paddy Power…

Lee Sharpe - How Lee Sharpe manages to still be a part of Dancing On Ice is absolutely beyond us, the only logical conclusion is that Jayne Middlemiss - his obsessive weepy stalker from Celebrity Love Island - is single-handedly voting him through week after week. Spirits boosted after an old line-dancer gawped at his arse last week, Lee Sharpe decided to attack his Dancing On Ice routine to Hero with every ounce of vigour in his body and attempt to do the dangerous-looking aeroplane spin by himself. Lee dropped his partner mid-spin during training and hurt her fairly badly, but he managed to avoid splattering her all over the rink when it came to the live performance, to our eternal disappointment. But any marks he got for that were deducted for spending the rest of the routine woodenly plodding around the edge of the rink like an old man on a day out from the nursing home. Lee's Dancing On Ice score of 24 seemed abnormally high, but he's still least favourite to win. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 10/1

Emily Symons - The one thing you don't want to do on Dancing On Ice is to wobble around like a fool during an easy move - well, that and slice your own hand off with your ice blade - and that's what Emily Symons did last week. Wobble, we mean, not slice. Her wobble meant that Emily was utterly terrified of everything ahead of this week's Dancing On Ice performance to Every Time We Say Goodbye, and the nerves showed - especially since she was so determined to prove to the world that she can dance unassisted. She can't, by the way - she wobbled and stumbled so heavily at one point that we thought she was having a stroke - and that spoiled a routine that threatened to be elegant, graceful and emotionally captivating. Luckily Emily Symons has massive boobs and cries a lot, meaning that sympathetic/randy viewers overruled her Dancing On Ice Score of 18 and kept her skating for another week. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 9/1

Duncan James - Last week we made a crack about how all the creepy Blue fans would keep Duncan James on Dancing On Ice through hell or highwater, but we were wrong - on Saturday's Dancing On Ice, Duncan's routine to Reet Petite landed him in the skate-off. It's hard to tell why - maybe it has something to do with the constant murderous look in the eye of his skating partner who clearly hates Duncan, maybe it's because his routine featured plenty of wiggling on the spot and skidding around on his knees but no actual skating, maybe it's because Duncan's hokey 'slide down the judges' table' ending enraged everyone else as much as it did us, or maybe it was because Duncan was the first to skate on Saturday. Our guess is that everyone who likes Duncan James missed Dancing On Ice this week - possibly because they were all drinking Bacardi Breezers and screeching at each other inside a tatty white limo at Jane from HR's hen night. Duncan James got a Dancing On Ice score of 23.5, just in case these things interest you. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 11/2

Tomorrow - more Dancing On Ice betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.