Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Linda Lusardi To Win?

One of the best things about this series of Dancing On Ice is that it looks like each week if going to have a distinct theme. And Sunday's theme was Songs From Broadway.

Imagine that - ice skating, minor celebrities and bad over-emotive out-of-context theatrical hits. It's like a perfect storm of awfulness, but has Dancing On Ice peaked too soon? After all, it'll be hard to top the sight of Aggie Mackenzie miming out the lyrics to I Feel Pretty looking for all the world like she was contemplating suicide. What'll theme be this week? We don't know about you, but we've got our fingers crossed for the Dancing On Ice Speedhall Raggacore Night.

Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds to win for Linda Lusardi and Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

Linda Lusardi - The thing we probably like best about our reality TV stars is when you can go online and see several pictures of them naked, and that's completely the case with former Page 3 girl and Emmerdale star Linda Lusardi. How good is she at Dancing On Ice? It doesn't matter how good she is, dimwit - so long as a small army of men remember the hand that Linda Lusardi had in their sexual awakening, she'll do fine. Which is good, because Linda Lusardi is actually quite shit. Well, that's just speculation, obviously - judging by Sunday's Dancing On Ice routine to I Know Him So Well, Linda doesn't actually ever skate; she just lets her partner piggyback her around the rink for a couple of minutes at a time. SCORE - 17 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 20/1

Zaraah Abrahams - When Michael Underwood from GMTV broke his ankle a couple of weeks ago, two things happened. Firstly Michael cried like a big bloody girl about it, and second Coronation Street star Zaraah Abrahams got to take his Dancing On Ice place. That's a good thing, because Zaraah is actually a rather natty little ice skater. Her first Dancing On Ice routine last week was the best of the show, and her routine on Sunday to Don't Cry For Me Argentina was pretty darn close as well. It had grace and flow and a lift so ridiculous we'd be nervous to try it with lump of cheese, let alone an actual human. Zaraah is still a few weeks behind the others on Dancing On Ice, but she's catching up fast. SCORE - 19 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 8/1

Tomorrow: Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.