If you heard a desperate wail at about 9pm last night, chances are it came from a middle-aged man distraught that Linda Lusardi had got knocked out of Dancing On Ice.
Having got her best score of the series last week, Linda Lusardi was buoyed up with confidence for last night’s routine to Suddenly I See – something she displayed by knackering her partner’s wrist and almost slicing his ears off in rehearsals, and then scrabbling around upside down trying to grab at his trousers like a surprisingly niche prostitute during the actual routine itself and the skate-off. Still, at least Linda Lusardi managed to get one reference to her tits in before she went home – so at least it wasn’t a completely upsetting day for the middle-aged Lusardi fans.
So now there’s no more Linda Lusardi, who’ll win Dancing on Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski, with help from Paddy Power…
Greg Rusedski – There are two very distinct groups forming on Dancing On Ice; the contestants that stand a chance of winning and the contestants who really, really don’t. As you may have guessed, Greg Rusedski is so firmly in the latter that he may as well start his own group called ‘Seriously, what’s the point of even turning up any more.’ Over the last few weeks, Greg’s Dancing On Ice adventure has been characterised by a running feud with Skeletor Judge, and so this week, for this routine to Alright, he decided to fill the blighter up with as many jumps as as humanly possible. And he fell on his arse during one of them, the chinny tit. Balls-up aside, his performance wasn’t especially wonderful, either. Please let’s not put him through this any more. SCORE – 17 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 80/1
Tomorrow – Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.