Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Greg Rusedski To Win?

We'd be lying if we said we missed Dancing On Ice - in fact, we're convinced that the world is worse whenever Dancing On Ice is on TV - but let's knuckle down and make the most of it, shall we?

Because for all of Dancing On Ice's many flaws - like the way that just introducing everyone each week takes 15 minutes and the suspicion that the studio audience would clap along to infanticide if there were enough flashing lights - let's not forget what it is at heart. And that's a version of Strictly Come Dancing where everyone ends up massively injured. At least there's that.

But who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski and Tim Vincent, with help from Paddy Power…

Greg Rusedski - He's awfully pleased with himself, is Greg Rusedski, and we can't figure out why. Professionally he couldn't even be as good at tennis as Tim bloody Henman, genetically he was handed the jaw of a hyena instead of a human one at birth and on Dancing On Ice he's generally pretty dire. On last week's Dancing On Ice, for example, he did nothing but stand still waggling a pretend gun around like one of Charlie's Angels. And on this week's routine to Any Dream Will Do, he looked like a giddy version of those people who do sign language during the Hollyoaks omnibus. Greg's timing was out, Greg's balance was out, and at one point he resorted to carrying his partner round like a log. Very odd. One of the Dancing On Ice judges even told him that she wanted to see the back of him. Since this is a competition also featuring Aggie MacKenzie, those are strong words indeed. SCORE - 13.5 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 40/1

Tim Vincent - Although we refuse to believe it, it seems that Tim Vincent from Blue Peter is a big deal in America now, with his own NBC gameshow and everything. But if that's the case, why has he also taken on a rubbishy reality TV show like Dancing On Ice? His transatlantic career isn't helping his skating much, that's for sure, and all he seems to do is whine about his work commitments. Nothing that a shattered ankle can't fix, mind you. Not that there's any chance of that, because Tim is so slow and wooden and rubbish on the ice that the only thing he's likely to break is our will to live. Sunday's routine to You're The One That I Want was hopeless, not least because someone had seen fit to dress him up as a gay seallion. SCORE - 16 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 33/1

Tomorrow: Dancing On Ice betting odds for Linda Lusardi and Zaraah Abrahams. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.