Greg Rusedski was knocked out of Dancing On Ice during yesterday’s quarter-final – an especially good innings for someone so utterly lacking in dancing ability.

Greg Rusedski managed to pull his best routine yet out of the bag on Sunday, with a performance to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road starring a table and a broom. We say his best routine yet, but Greg somehow managed to drop his broom right at the start like some kind of clumsy janitor with a giant chin. Still, compared to the messes that all his other routine, Greg’s dance yesterday was a masterpiece, even though he basically just twirled a broom about for a bit. But enough’s enough.

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Zaraah Abrahams – Even though her day-job involves starring in one of the country’s top-rated TV shows, the public hasn’t seemed to click with Zaraah Abrahams. For three weeks running now, Zaraah has been down in the bottom two dancing for survival, even though she’s clearly more talented than, say, Greg Rusedski. Maybe the public think it’s unjust that Zaraah came to the show late and doesn’t deserve to win Dancing On Ice as much as some of the originals. Or maybe the public’s just a bit racist. Who knows? The worry didn’t stop Zaraah from acing her stick-and-hoop routine to That Don’t Impress Me Much, though. Stripped of the fear that she’d shown in previous weeks, Zaraah managed some truly frightening moments, like hooking one leg in a hula hoop and then spinning round on her partner’s neck. Most frightening, though, was Zaraah’s leopardskin whore’s outfit. “No animals were harmed during the making of this costume,” joshed the commentator. Yeah, except for the ones that had to look at it. SCORE – 24.5 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 33/1

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