Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Claire To Wi… Oh, You Already Knew

It's time for part two of this week's Dancing On Ice betting odds, where we manfully try to distract you from the blazingly obvious fact that Claire Buckfield is a billion times better than anyone else on Dancing On Ice and will probably walk it anyway.

On Saturday the Dancing On Ice dancers performed routines to Songs From The Movies. Even though we would have liked nothing more than to see Lee Sharpe wobble around to Love Theme From Predator 2, it was basically a polite way to mask that Saturday's Dancing On Ice was actually the Songs From The Movies That Starred John Travolta and nothing more. Oh, and Pervert Dancing On Ice Commentator? You weren't very much of a pervert on Saturday. Please rectify this ASAP.

Anyway, who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here's part two of our Dancing On Ice betting odds - for Lisa Scott-Lee, Kyran Bracken, Duncan James and Claire Buckfield - with help from Paddy Power…

Lisa Scott-Lee - Now that Lisa Scott-Lee is the only member of Steps on TV any more, we expect a lot from her, and her angry big-haired stomping on last week's Dancing On Ice didn't cut the mustard. However, this week Lisa Scott-Lee hit her Dancing On Ice routine head-on; wearing a dress that looked like it had been attacked by hungry rats, Lisa Scott-Lee attempted something called the Swoop Of Death, which was made all the more difficult by her fear of heights - and got a score of 25 for it. This fear-facing tactic seems to work for Lisa Scott-Lee and, seeing as how another one of her fears is being stalked by soundless children with their eyes and mouths stitched up, expect to see a few of those in her next Dancing On Ice routine. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 5/1

Kyran Bracken - Even though a Dancing On Ice judge last week called Kyran Bracken "the best technical skater in the competition," Bracken's routine this week to Soul Bossa Nova from the Austin Powers routine was so mind-bendingly complicated that he literally couldn't do it all the way through once during any of the training. Gleefully expecting to see the ice become covered in bits of smashed-in skull and intestine on live teatime TV, imagine our disgust when Kyran Bracken completed his Dancing On Ice routine without a hitch, got a score of 22.5 and easily breezed into the next week of the competition. Where's the justice? Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 4/1 

Duncan James - First the bad news; the facial hair that Duncan James was toying with last week has blossomed into a full-on musketeer beard so outrageously camp that it couldn't be any gayer if it was bright pink and expressed a love for the work of Kylie Minogue. And now for the other bad news; Duncan James buggered up his Dancing On Ice routine to Greased Lightning - which seemed to involve a move where he tried to wank off his own tits - badly enough to be chastised by the judges, who hit him with a Dancing On Ice score of just 18.5. To his credit though, Duncan did show roughly the same amount of heartbreaking remorse as a normal person would if they'd woken up to realise they'd got drunk, walked into a nursing home with an air rifle and started firing indiscriminately. Perhaps this guilt means we're in for a better routine next week. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 11/4

Claire Buckfield - Claire Buckfield is Dancing On Ice to all intents and purposes. In three weeks Claire has shown more verve, daring and grace than the rest of the dancers put together. And on Saturday Claire Buckfield decided that the time was right to take her biggest risk yet - skating to a Flashdance song with a man in an obscene gold vest while she wore a gold headband that made her look like an especially demented Tweeny. Oh, and she managed to do a backflip too and got a score of 25 for it. The biggest question now is that, with several weeks of Dancing On Ice left, how is Claire Buckfield going to top her backflip? We've heard rumours that Claire is going to set herself on fire and shoot herself through Philip Schofield's body like a bullet from an oversized cannon next week, but that's just conjecture. Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 6/4

Tomorrow - Back to the Razzies betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.