Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Chris Fountain To Win?

There's a brand new Dancing On Ice happening on Sunday and we're so excited that we think we might go and poo in a nun's hat.

Of course, now Aggie's been voted off Dancing On Ice, there's much less chance of any of the contestants falling onto the ice and slicking their own thumbs off, but don't let that get you down - most of the remaining Dancing On Ice contestants are still so awful that at least one of them has to injure themselves horrifically. God forbid they all last the week in one piece - that's missing the point completely.

Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here's the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain, with help from Paddy Power…

Chris Fountain - Chris Fountain is the kind of kid who, if you went to school with him, you'd probably end up beating up for being such a smarmy try-hard. He was already on that horrible pro-am duet BBC reality show a couple of years ago, and now he's on Dancing On Ice. We get the feeling that if there was ever a shiny-floored celebrity talent show about pulling turds out of toilets with your mouth, Chris Fountain would sign up for that, just because he's a big nancy-faced show-off. And Sunday's routine to Timewarp marked the pinnacle of his showy-offness, because it was so full of spins and twirls and jigging and wiggling that it was like watching an attention-starved toddler at work. But ha! We didn't watch Chris' routine at all, because we were too busy staring at his partner's oddly-crimped hair and mouthing "What the hell?" to ourselves to notice. SCORE - 25 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 10/11

Next week: We'll start this whole merry roundabout all over again. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.