We’re getting that crushing feeling in our chest again – and that impending feeling of doom – we’re either having a heart attack or a new episode of Dancing On Ice is coming up.

And, sadly for all of us, our heart is fine. So what can we expect from Sunday’s new Dancing On Ice? Well, dancing. And ice. And tits. And bad music. And horrible make-up. And that, we’re pretty sure, covers it completely.

But who’s going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain, with help from Paddy Power…

Chris Fountain – We hate giving compliments to people at the best of times, so imagine how hard it is to compliment someone from Hollyoaks. For ice-skating, of all things. And yet we must – Chris Fountain’s routine to Timewarp last week was fairly outstanding. Not for the skating itself – we wouldn’t know a well-choreographed routine if it shat in our mouths, but just for the level of commitment that he showed. Would Steve Backley daub a rainbow across his face? No. And that’s why he won’t win Dancing On Ice. Similarly it’s also why we don’t want to punch Steve Backley in the face. But we do with Chris Fountain – everything he does is so smug that we spent the duration of his routine to Cry Me A River wishing that he’d fall on his face and smash up his self-satisfied teeth. All those cocky spins and bastard ‘look at me’ points almost made us cry. Chris Fountain will win Dancing On Ice, mark our words. And it’ll be heartbreaking. SCORE – 27 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 10/11

Next week: MORE! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.