Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Chris Fountain?

We're slowly coming to terms with the fact that Dancing On Ice will be over after Sunday's big final.

And with that realisation comes a dreadful sadness. Where will we get our celebrity ice skating kicks from without Dancing On Ice? Will we have to kidnap Greg Rusedski and force him to skate around for our amusement? Beg Holly Willoughby to show off as much of her tit as is legally acceptable on a Sunday teatime again? Pay to go and see the Dancing On Ice live tour? No, not that last one. We're not mental.

Who'll win Dancing On Ice on Sunday? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Chris Fountain, with betting odds from Paddy Power…

Chris Fountain - Right from day one, it's been a stone cold certainty that Chris Fountain would make it to the Dancing On Ice final. He had skating experience, youth and - most of all - a genuinely preposterous lack of shame that meant he was completely comfortable with painting his face up like a fucking clown and jerking around on an ice rink like a toddler hopped up on E-numbers desperate for even a scrap of attention. That's a combination that'd get him punched in the mouth if, say, he was in a pub, but on a rubbish reality TV show about ice skating, it seems to have done the trick. And Chris is going into the final buoyed up by his highest-ever score for Sunday's routine to Livin La Vida Loca. Even though it was desperately unlikeable, creepy, oversincere and reinforced our belief that Chris Fountain is a bit of a cunt, it was fast and had a lot of stuff in it. That's why he got such a good score, and that's why he'll win Dancing On Ice, more's the pity. SCORE - 29 - Current Dancing On Ice betting odds - 2/5

Tomorrow: Some other sort of Dancing On Ice betting odds, we're sure. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.