The Dancing On Ice theme nights keep coming – first it was Dancing On Ice On Broadway and on Sunday we were treated to Sixties Night.

Now don’t get confused – although Sixties Night might make it sound as if the whole show revolved around music from the 1960s, it was in fact a polite nod to the Dancing On Ice viewers, who are all in their sixties and have to wear 60 pairs of pants of pants at night because they’ve started to wet the bed and they don’t want any wee to seep through to the mattress. Just thought we’d clear that up early on.

But anyway, who’s going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Linda Lusardi, with help from Paddy Power…

Linda Lusardi - Proving that Holly Willoughby isn’t the only one on Dancing On Ice who can make up for flawed performances by jutting her tits out, Linda Lusardi is inexplicably still part of the show, despite having a skating style that mainly involves clutching onto her partner and letting him hoik her about the rink like a ferociously camp pickup truck. So on Sunday’s Dancing On Ice, Linda Lusardi went all out to change that with her routine to Son Of A Preacher Man. She flashed her thigh like a prostitute would and her required element seemed to mainly involve her pushing her knockers out as far as possible with a “hey boys, remember THESE?” look on her face. And there may have been some skating involved in there too, possibly. But it’s good to see that Linda’s Dancing On Ice costumes are still exploiting common sexual fantasies. Last week she was a cheerleader, this week she was a dalmation. The sexy bugger. SCORE – 19 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 33/1

Tomorrow: Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing On Ice betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.