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Have you heard the news? Dancing On Ice is the very best way to spend a Saturday evening – or at least it would be, if Andi Peters hadn’t been eliminated last week. Who will the judges call a "big stupid idiot TOTP-killing teletubby" (we’re paraphrasing) now?

As if we have to worry about that – Dancing On Ice is full of wibbly-wobbly D-list celebrities who, just by appearing on the show in the first place, are leaving themselves open for widespread ridicule and abuse. Not to mention huge soft-tissue lacerations and misaligned knee-caps, which is the only reason most people are watching, if we’re honest.

But – with eight celebrities left in the running – who’ll win Dancing On Ice? We’ve got all the latest Dancing On Ice betting odds right here for you, and we’ll let you have them over the course of the next two days, starting right now. Dancing On Ice betting odds come from SportingOdds.com…

Sean Wilson – After last week’s oddly triumphant crack at a routine
to an Elvis Presley song, Sean ‘No, I don’t really know who I am
either’ Wilson took the next step up on Saturday’s Dancing On Ice -
dancing to Tainted Love while dressed up as the gayest Robin Hood the
world has ever seen. Could he keep up with last week’s slightly better
than mediocre routine? Well, not quite. And it was all down to his
squidgy, frightened visage, with a Dancing on Ice judge telling him
"You are a very strong technical ice skater but I really need you to
tell your face that." SCORE – 17.5 - Current Dancing On Ice betting
odds – 8/1

Gaynor Faye – Gaynor isn’t very good at ice skating; last week she
lurched and wobbled like a drunk teenager at a bus stop and, although
she did a lot better on Saturday’s Dancing On Ice, she still looks
unconfident. However, Gaynor seems to have found a way to fool the
judges – having a bit of a slutty face. After her routine to – of all
things - Love Shack, the Dancing On Ice judges told her "Whenever
you’re in the air or on your own you are totally connected to your
partner. I hope that people at home get to feel that relationship
because you just can’t teach that." SCORE – 17.5 – Current Dancing On
Ice betting odds – 33/1

Stefan Booth - Despite being a decidedly average ice skater, Stefan
Booth appears to be turning into the Nicholas Dorsett of Dancing On
Ice, with all kinds of confused teenager girls with brightly coloured
spandex fetishes banging on about how "well bum" he is. Stefan’s
routine was to Rock DJ, and the judges bizarrely told him, "I’ve never
seen an ice dancer that wears the amount of cricket protection gear
that you seem to wear! It scares me actually!" Despite that, they gave
Stefan exactly the same score as everyone else. SCORE – 17.5 – Current
Dancing On Ice betting odds – 16/1

Bonnie Langford – Perhaps sensing that banging her head really hard
on the ice during last week’s Dancing On Ice rehearsals was what really
got her the high score for her routine, Bonnie Langford went and did
exactly the same on Saturday. And it worked – her routine had the
judges tripping over themselves to say nice things about her, like
"There’s no question that you know what you’re doing when you’re in the
air and tonight you showed you know what to do with it on the ice."
Shame her skull is going to be smashed into dust by the end of the
series, though. SCORE 23.5 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 2/1

We’ll be back tomorrow with the betting odds for the rest of the
Dancing On Ice contestants, but in the meantime, head over to the
Specials section of SportingOdds.com to see the very latest betting
odds. And don’t forget to place a bet or two as well – SportingOdds and
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[story by Stuart Heritage]