Who the hell would want to be a model? Seriously it's the most over glamorised profession in the world. Not only are the people behind the scenes total divs, as Channel 4?s documentary The Model Agency shows, but the people paid to waltz along the catwalk in clothes nobody will ever buy are modelled by folk that could easily work in a fast food restaurant.
Well that isn't exactly true, some models do become household names like Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell.
One of the younger stars of the modelling world is Daisy Lowe. She's currently going out with geeky looking Matt Smith, aka the bloke who goes back in time in Dr. Who(GivesAShit). She's also escaped the clutches of hipster musician Mark Ronson, so she can look after herself.
Like every other person in the modelling world, she walks, stops and strikes a pose like she's sucking on a lemon stuffed with extra strong mints. Nothing exciting you'd say, but in vaguely riveting news, she's expressed an interest in fancying women!
Okay you perverts, close your eyes and get some man sized tissues at the ready, we're about to write something that?ll be more erotic than when you watch Babestation and try to work out what filth their muttering down the line.
Daisy Lowe has told a deep and personal secret to GQ magazine that she will now get people tugging furiously away in some sort of sordid fantasy.
Daisy Lowe told GQ that her lust for the same sex started when she visited the Coachella music festival last year. Did the heat of the Californian send her in a frenzy and towards her own female kind? No, she ended up bumping in to fellow airhead model Kelly Brook who is also quite an attractive lady and yet another person who doesn't respond to our letters.
Don't worry filth fans, there were no awkward fumbles in the toilets, instead Daisy Lowe just generally thought the same as most men. Asked by GQ what she thought of Kelly Brook, the response was “such a hotty” and, asked if she liked women, said “yes, I think women are really hot.”
If this gets your penis excited, then don't ever look at Page 3 of some newspapers. Fear not porn lovers, here comes the orgasmic quote as reported by thisislondon.co.uk:
“I am, pretty much, a mild lesbian.”
Ooo are you quivering in excitement like us? We do hope so. If Daisy Lowes a mild lesbian, we assume she's gone past the ?basic and light lesbian stages? which pretty much involve giving her fellow species a cuddle and air kiss. But what about this mystical mild stage? What is it classed as? A kiss on the lips? Or a stroke on the botty? Or does it just involve drinking pints of mild and thinking about naked ladies (in which case, there’s probably a few OAPs who qualify as ‘mild lesbians).
Somebody tell us!
If you are a boy and reading this and want to experience softcore lesbian action, go visit the outside world where girls kissing is an insultingly common site.
Okay? Good.
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