Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

We ain’t got no stinkin’ badges (bad, Creased). But we have got lots of money (good, Folded).

In other news…

Folded:

• Drea De Matteo (deserves better than Joey)
• Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs (do the kids still say cool?)
• The Games (funny this year. Maybe because everyone is so shit)
• Gary Glitter’s P-Plan (dirty bastard and all that, but you can’t argue with that weight loss. He looks a bit like a thin Mr Miyagi)
• Everybody Hates Chris (yank loving Five making another smart import decision)

Creased:

• Sewn by The Feeling (you would have more fun listening to an elderly relative taking a crap)
• Adam Rickett (anorexic or bulimic? Take your pick, you’ll be reading about it in the paper in a couple of months anyway. Maybe)
• Becoming a medical testing dummy (really not as much fun as it sounds apparently)
• Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice on DVD (do we really need to explain this?)
• Final Fight Streetwise (what a big, BIG disappointment)