Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

We likes our clothes Folded, not Creased. Toot, toot!

Folded:

• Hope of the States (we rate them, so you should too)
• New Series of 24 (Jack’s back and this time he’s receding)
• Paparazzi (if they couldn’t sell the pictures they wouldn’t take them. If you really want to get rid of the snappers stop buying Heat)
• Rap and strings (proven to be the most unexpected music marriage in history)
• Pancake Day (it’s been, it’s gone and we enjoyed it)

Creased:

• Petrolheads (knuckleheads more like it)
• DVDs (they really are going)
• End of Life on Mars (chin up, a new series is due next year)
• Dry roasted peanuts (the only reason you ever buy them is by accident)
• Chantelle (such an obvious target, but when, exactly, did she turn into a forty year old hooker?)

“Broadsword calling Danny Boy”

If you didn’t guess that was from Where Eagles Dare (DVDs) then you had no childhood. This week’s stormer of a quote is, er, a stormer.

“When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry. This car smells weird.”