Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Buying Season 2 of Lost on multi-region DVD is Folded (good). Waiting until Spring for it to air on normal telly is Creased (mucho bad).

Folded:

• Zara (Nice stores, and there are 450 more chances you will be going in one this year)
• 24: Series Four on cheap DVD (actually better than Lost. Oooooo!)
• Technika (£7 for a portable CD player – and it’s great)
• Green glowing pigs (they’re still funny!)
• Desperate Housewives returning (and thank Christ it was not the new Sex and the City first time around)

Creased:

• Superman returning (it’s Donner and Reeve all the way. Done and done)
• Levi iPod jeans (what do we think, two years before they go bust?)
• Channel 4 pre-8.00 am (bring back Futurama)
• Bewitched (2005) on DVD (don’t even be curious)
• Son of Dork (silly little boys who make you want to watch Fight Club for some reason)

“Will there be boobies?”

That was a quote from Peter Jackson’s utterly reprehensible King Kong remake (DVDs).

This week’s movie quote is a bit more fun (despite what the critics say) and it’s easier on the butt. Go on, have a guess.

“I want the last check I write to bounce.”