Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on January 20, 2006 1 Comment

Creased_folded_quizmania_lotte_mayor
Either you’re 
folded, which is good, or you’re creased, which is bad.

Folded:

  • Toy Soldiers (1991) on DVD (makes you miss going to school)
  • Lottie Mayor (must go to sleep…must go to sleep…)
  • Slazenger v-neck jumpers (deadstock great in any colour)
  • BBC’s Life on Mars (“shut your slaggin’ mouth, you, er…slag”)
  • KT Tunstall (that girl really can belt ‘em live)

Creased:

  • Take That (due to start touring soon. In Lycra)
  • JK & Joel (football, homophobic joke, football – REPEAT)
  • Arctic Monkeys again (it’s just the way they sing ‘legitimate’, ‘say ‘owt’, ‘sumat’ – arrrghh!)
  • Sleep is bad for you (just another reason to watch Quizmania)
  • Rain (this fucking country)

“I’m being post-modern, before it’s fashionable.”

24 Hour Party People (DVDs) – well done ‘Natasha’! This week’s quote is from a similarly average movie (People was such a missed opportunity).

“Will there be boobies?”

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Ilana January 20, 2006 at 4:58 pm

Just a thought – if Hecklerspray is meant to be cool you really shouldn’t tell people you like KT Tunstall. I mean, really. MOR is NEVER good.
:)

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