A new year, a new dawn, another fucking bill just dropped through the letterbox. See if you can figure out what is Creased and what is Folded from that sentence.
Folded:
- Quizmania (help us, shoot us, do something!)
- Debbie King (see above. Slightly more understandable)
- Editors (gonna be bigger than toast this year)
- Half price calenders (it’s a slow month)
- Gordon Ramsay (not a murderer, after all)
Creased:
- Phat Beach…I’ll Be Ready (shat beach…give it a miss)
- Leftover Christmas Nibbles in Supermarkets (nobody bought those glazed chili snacks for a reason)
- Soapstar Superstar (the only thing worse is being dead)
- MVC (was a rough Christmas for those guys)
- Lost (oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear…)
“Rip out his brains and throw ‘em on the floor!”
Obscure as you like, The Professional Golgo 13 (DVDs) – a Manga film from the early nineteen eighties with worse sex scenes than Basic Instinct.
This week’s quote is more appropriate for the end of the party season:
“I’m being post-modern, before it’s fashionable.”
Natasha says
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=I%27m+being+post-modern%2C+before+it%27s+fashionable&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
Nifty googleranking, Hecklerpeople.
I think the answer just may be 24 Hour Party People.