P Diddy wants to change his name. We were thinking Raymond.
Here’s the Folded (good) and the Creased (bad).
Folded:
- James May off Top Gear (he doesn’t give a rats arse)
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on X-Box – mix your own music feature (beat up a pimp while listening to Nik Kershaw)
- Bruce Lee Driving Licence on eBay (jeez, that guy had some hair)
- Wonka Bars (no golden ticket yet, but they taste great)
- Airlinemeals.net (why hasn’t anyone done this before?)
- Barefoot Gen on DVD (worth it for the cover alone)
- David Kelly (definitely Grandpa Joe)
Creased:
- Natalie Imbruglia (looks great, sounds like pus in a bottle)
- James Blunt ("Of that I’m sure"? Ponce)
- School holiday crowds (get a job)
- Kinder Bueno (remove that wafer and we’re talking)
- Clerks X on DVD (wow, it’s got quotable dialogue!)
- Martin Landau (definitely not Grandpa Joe)
- Hide & Seek by Imogen Heap (like a crack baby singing you to sleep)
Ever tried picking someone’s pocket? We’ve always wondered just how hard it would it be.
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As well as James May, I’d go for Richard Hammond. I didn’t realise anybody else felt the same about him until last week on Top Gear when he was voted Heat’s sexiest ‘weird guy’ (maybe for some). Little guys rule (and they have a fab sense of humour and natty dress sense!)
I’ve just heard that Imogen ‘Heap of Crap’ droning noise.
My God, I can hear a load of couch potato, smelly students (and Jo dot Wylie)praising the Lord for its brilliance. Of course the fact that it was on crappy US teen drama The OC has nothing to do with it.