You want the weekend, we want the weekend, so let’s get into it.

As always, Folded for the week’s good stuff, Creased for the bad. Ugh!

Folded:

• Pendulum – Hold Your Colour album (finally something new)
• Escape to the Legion on Channel 4 (they got us again)
• Silver City (Chris Cooper looks on form)
• Shrugging your shoulders and saying "I dunno"
• Poppycock cashew popcorn (posh people’s popcorn)
• 2005 World Stupidity Awards (vote now!)
• Polo shirts and jeans (keep it simple fellas)
• GLC (guess who’s back, back again)

Creased:

• Deep Dish – George Is On album (sorry, was that the alarm?)
• Panorama on BBC1 (does anybody, ever?)
• Fantastic Four (Jessica Alba looks a bit like Carol Vorderman)
• Saying "basically", "indeed" and "at the end of the day" a lot
• Poppycock pecan popcorn (at least attach the pecans to the bloody popcorn!)
• Mercury Music Prize (Maximo Park, done)
• Polo shirts and shorts (nice, off to five-a-side, are we?)
• Eminem (Martika: there is no recovery)

Take a shot. You know you want to.