Old people are creased (bad). Young people are, er, folded (good).
Folded:
- Dragons Den (it’s back!)
- War of the Worlds (DVDs) (give little Thomas another shot? We just about think so, even with that ending)
- Shane Black (silly goatee or not, he’s currently the hottest writer/director in Hollyland)
- Free Christmas catalogues (perfect for the toilet)
- The Descent (DVDs) (brilliant horror. Director Neil Marshall is gonna be so huge one day)
Creased:
- Now 62 (CDs) (pray it will end one day)
- Firefox browser (can anyone get it to work properly?)
- Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (yep, apparently it really is "the worst film ever")
- Blockbuster (£4 to rent a DVD and somehow their shares are RISING?!)
- Sienna Miller (the poor dizzy bitch has gone mad)
"You’ve gone as far as you’re gonna get! You hear me?"
First Blood (DVDs), a classic bit of violent Stallone mumble-jumble. Try this next one for a fun toughie:
"I’ve got two dollars…and a Casio."
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Gotta be ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’; a great film that even makes me cry and believe me, that ain’t easy…
You’re dead on with Sienna Miller. Sums her up perfectly, blithering around Jude Law, deliberating over whether she can face not having a superstar fiance.
And she isn’t even fit now she’s had her hair cut like a boy.