Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Angry Anderson’s Suddenly, could it be genius?

Folded is the good stuff, creased is the bilge.

Folded:

• When the Wind Blows (DVDs) (the saddest, scariest film ever)
• Diets (we are constipated with junk food and need to get ready for Christmas)
• The Warriors (game) (it’s like Streets of Rage and that makes it leg-end)
• Terry Gilliam (somehow he keeps on keeping on)
• Extras on DVD (Tom Cruise is lined up for the next series. That should be interesting…)

Creased:

• Make Me a Million on Channel Four (not the Dragons Den plug we hoped for)
• Savage Garden: Truly, Madly, Completely (CDs) (seems like nothing less than ritual sacrifice will make them go away)
• Empire magazine (they have got the bloody readers writing it now)
• Peter Jackson’s King Kong (the thing is, it doesn’t actually look very good)
• Rambo IV (doesn’t it make you feel like crying a little bit?)

"The issue here is not pussy. The issue here is monkey."

Nope, not a rude-one at all. The quote was in fact from The Right Stuff (DVDs), a damn good, three-hour way to get into the space race. This week’s is not much easier:

"You’ve gone as far as you’re gonna go! You hear me?"

That’s it.