Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Comic books are only good for children. Discuss…

Folded:

• Maximo Park’s Apply Some Pressure – reissue (CDs) (a lean, unpretentious single. Better than The Arctic Monkeys anyway)
• Curb Your Enthusiasm: Series 4 (DVDs) ("I gotta assume wet!")
• ‘Curry Rock’ (not available at Tesco)
• Home vending machines (shame you can’t charge your friends)
• Kirsten Dunst (dumps the crappiest role in Hollywood and who can blame her?)

Creased:

• Noisy kids (if you’re on half term and reading this you should have a job)
• B4 (‘B4 it’s a hit’ or ‘B4. It’s a hit!’ – confusing)
• Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (DVDs) (a big let down considering the TV show is so funny)
• Pillows (will kill you quicker than Bird Flu)
• Robots (all the go in 2006. Know an idiot? Buy him one)

"You’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?"

The Shining; it’s brilliant and available on DVD if you want a copy. Top marks to ‘GRC’ for guessing the quote’s origin correctly. No prizes we’re afraid - other than to bask in your own - rather impressive - movie intellect.

"You can act like a man!"

We’re practically giving these things to you now.