We were wondering…if you were to step on a dead wasp with bare feet could it still sting you?

Folded is good, creased is bad – it’s obvious, really.

Folded:

• Lethal Bizzle (CDs) (Stevie Wonder approves, so who are we to argue?)
• Reese’s Nutrageous (bigger bars, happier tums)
• Jerry Seinfeld (as crispy as ever and well worth a flight to Ohio)
• Spoons on Channel Four (consistently funny comedy. Not for angry loners)
• Cold Storage (a modern day Yuzo Koshiro)

Creased:

• Arctic Monkeys (CDs) (the new Kaiser Chiefs and…zzz….sorry, we nodded off)
• Shorts (ladies, trust us, Topshop do not get everything right)
• Lisa Scott-Lee (no ‘mix up with figures’, darlin’, you’re off)
• The Conservative Party (it’s still funny, no matter how many times you say it)
• Rachel Stevens’s I said Never Again (CDs) (okay, we’re children, but is it supposed to be about anal sex?)

"Don’t ever touch my balls without asking!"

That quote was from Police Academy 4 (DVDs) – you can’t beat a bit of Thaddeus Harris on a Friday (so agrees ‘nn’). This next one is more for the Kubrick crowd…

"You’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?"