Oh, to keep it simple.
Folded means good, Creased means bad.
Folded:
- Peter Jackson: King Kong era (the man knows how to diet)
- The Automatic (like Hot Hot Heat, only not Canadian)
- King Of The Hill (DVDs) (pity Channel Four only put it on at 2 am)
- Christina Aguilera (CDs) (telling new mum Britney to lose weight. Damn right, the fat cow)
- Ronnie Barker (DVDs) (his dodgy son put him in an early grave)
Creased:
- Peter Jackson: The Lord of the Rings era (great movies, bad stomach)
- Girls Aloud (CDs) (quietly dying a beautiful death)
- iPod Nano (if you’re bought one you’re an idiot)
- School junk food (death to fat kids. Not literally of course)
- George Best (brand new liver and he treats it like a flannel. What a plank)
Christ-on-a-battleship, last week’s quote was from Pretty Woman (DVDs) – so congrats to you ‘Burlington’.
This week’s is much less shite:
"What the fuck did I do wrong? Tell me!"
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Hey, totally agree with Ronnie. B – as he was a living legend! King of the Hill is also deserving of a place. George ‘wanker’ best, surely he is dead already!???