Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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September 9th, 2005 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty
hecklerspray lost several shillings in an Ultimate Movie Quiz pub game this week. We were gutted (creased). We later found £10 in a friend’s wallet. That made us happy (folded).
Life’s so like that, eh?
Folded:
- Nokia 8800 (phone)(all stainless steal. Like a DeLorean)
- Guillemots (CDs) (oh, we’ll hate them. Just not yet)
- Simon Cowell (for not being Louis or Sharon)
- Every Which Way But Loose / Any Which Way You Can (DVD re-release featuring Ray Charles and Clint Eastwood singing Beers To You - the finest duet ever)
- Wonka Triple Dazzle Caramel (like gold-dust round these parts)
Creased:
- England’s footy team (and we’ve still got the cricket to bugger up, too)
- Willy Wonka (him again. Our obsession continues with news that Nestle provided 206 vats of the stuff to make Wonka’s chocolate stream. Why not just dye some water brown?)
- Louis Walsh (without a doubt the single biggest cunt on TV)
- Bestival (sounds like something dodgy with animals to us)
- American celebrities (big help with that flood, guys. Maybe you should all just cough up a million quid each, though, yeah?)
K-9 (DVDs) was responsible for last week’s classic movie quote. And now we’re going to rip off Empire once again by picking something equally obscure.
"Has this cocksucker ever been on a sit?"
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September 10th, 2005 at 7:53 pm
American celebrities - totally agree! The richest country in the world asking for $$$$, what a load of shite!
September 12th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Creased: the term “metrosexual”. I’d like to see a piece about that please.