Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded is good like rich people are. Creased is bad like poor people. Shame.

Folded:

Joy Zipper (read this week’s interview to know why)

The Prisoner on DVD (Lost wouldn’t exist without it)

‘This is not an abandoned vehicle’ (comical bumper sticker. Really)

Ruined Endings website (Open Water: yep, she really does die like a lemming at the end)

Pete Doherty (doesn’t like Johnny Borrell. Gets him off the shit list)

Creased:

That bit at the beginning of James Blunt’s Beautiful when he sings "My life is brilliant", there’s a bit of music, then he sings it again. "My life is brilliant. My love is pure". It’s like he’s giving everyone room to clap after the first line on Stars in Their Eyes. Knobshiner. (anyway…back to earth)

The Pussycat Dolls (your girlfriend almost certainly hates them)

Indian Summers (you’ve already had all your holiday time. Cheers, God)

Striped polo shirts (you look like a Big Brother contestant, fella)

PSP launch ("Sorry, sold out" – repeat until 5.30 pm)

Dancing queen Ginger Rogers was responsible for last week’s quote and, yes, we know it’s not actually from a film but we did say it would be a little different.

This week’s is a proper normal film with dogs and a chubby policeman in it:

"On a hot day there’s nothing like a warm diet pop."