If hecklerspray punched you in the noggin that would be bad (Creased). If we gave you a chill-heat Dorito to make-up that would be good (Folded).
That’s really all you need to know.
Folded:
Dead or Alive? (website that knows if your fav celeb’s dead or not. Great timewaster)
Late night re-runs of Bank of Mum & Dad on BBC1 (who needs a job anyway?)
Lost on C4 (still shaping up nicely)
Retro Tamiya radio-controlled cars (get yourself a Wild Willy)
Andy Fairweather Low (best album cover ever)
Creased:
The first annual ‘Enthusiast of the Year’ award (fuck that)
WAYN (Friends Reunited is annoying, but this stalker heaven!)
HMV‘s 5 for £30 offer (Hellboy and The Best of Matt Munro – yey!)
Summer cinemas (smelly, noisy, far too many healthy kids)
Football (enough closet action already – we’ll be watching Lost, thanks)
Last week’s film quote was from Manhunter (1986) – so well done to whoever guessed correctly. This week’s is something a little different…
"Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time."


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Aaaah, that would have to be one of my favourite screen goddesses, Miss Ginger Rogers. You can forget your Marilyns, your Bette Davises, your Greta Garbos – Ginger is the one for me and she’s cute as a button to boot.
Put her in Folded next week please!